I am just off of the channel-tunnel Eurostar from Paris. Right now I am in London.

Firstly allow me to state that Paris is an Elegant metropolis with charming architecture and an overall nice place to sit and have a cup of what you like. Paris is:

1) A place for lost tourists.

2) A place for individuals who wet themselves when viewing older architecture. (The mouldings and sculptings were considered the norm when they were built so why allow oneself to be charmed by this)?